当代大学生“不受气”指南之体面过年法
<section data-role="outer" label="edit by 135editor" style="white-space: normal;" data-mpa-powered-by="yiban.io"><section data-role="outer" label="edit by 135editor"><section style="text-align: center;line-height: 2em;" nodeleaf=""></section><section style="line-height: 2em;"><span leaf=""><br/></span></section><section data-pm-slice="0 0 []" data-role="outer" label="edit by 135editor" style="padding: 0px;background-size: auto;background-repeat: repeat;background-image: url(https://www.yndxs.cn/plugin.php?id=wcn_editor:wx_img&url=https://mmbiz.qpic.cn/mmbiz_png/7QRTvkK2qC7vbGcbicJh3wl5KxIGy4XLEUY3M0gF5nbW7uqphAYbUSFXibQlmnzEq5o3tVrHsJJfvmeibw9FeAOSQ/640?wx_fmt=png);background-position: center center;box-sizing:border-box;"><section data-role="paragraph"><p style="text-align:center;line-height: 2;"><span style="font-size: 16px;color: rgb(0, 0, 0);letter-spacing: 1px;"><span leaf="">春节预警！</span></span></p><p style="text-align:center;line-height: 2;"><span style="font-size: 16px;color: rgb(0, 0, 0);letter-spacing: 1px;"><span leaf="">大学生的 “年度渡劫” 模式即将开启～</span></span></p></section><p><span leaf=""><br/></span></p><section style="text-align:center;line-height: 2;" nodeleaf=""><br/></section><p style="text-align:center;line-height: 2;"><span style="color:#ff0000;"><strong><span style="font-size: 16px;letter-spacing: 1px;"><span leaf=""> 是谁来到你的身边~</span></span></strong></span></p><p style="text-align:center;line-height: 2;"><span style="font-size: 16px;color: rgb(0, 0, 0);letter-spacing: 1px;"><span leaf="">又是谁带来亲切的问候</span></span></p><p style="text-align:center;line-height: 2;"><span style="font-size: 16px;color: rgb(0, 0, 0);letter-spacing: 1px;"><span leaf="">是那七大姑八大姨</span></span></p><p><span leaf=""><br/></span></p><section style="text-align:center;line-height: 2;" nodeleaf=""></section><p><span leaf=""><br/></span></p><p style="text-align:center;line-height: 2;"><span style="font-size: 16px;color: rgb(0, 0, 0);letter-spacing: 1px;"><span leaf="">问：过年亲戚问话怎么回？</span><span leaf=""><br/></span></span></p><p style="text-align:center;line-height: 2;"><span style="font-size: 16px;color: rgb(0, 0, 0);letter-spacing: 1px;"><span leaf="">网友：已读乱回！</span></span></p><p style="text-align:center;line-height: 2;"><span style="font-size: 16px;color: rgb(0, 0, 0);letter-spacing: 1px;"><span leaf="">主打的就是一个</span><span leaf=""><br/></span></span></p><p style="text-align:center;line-height: 2;"><span style="font-size: 16px;color: rgb(0, 0, 0);letter-spacing: 1px;"><span leaf="">句句有回应事事没着落</span></span><span leaf=""></span></p><p><span leaf=""><br/></span></p><section style="text-align:center;line-height: 2;" nodeleaf=""></section><p><span leaf=""><br/></span></p><section style="line-height:2;" nodeleaf=""></section><section style="line-height:2;" nodeleaf=""></section><section style="line-height:2;" nodeleaf=""></section><section style="line-height:2;" nodeleaf=""></section><section style="line-height:2;" nodeleaf=""></section><section 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d="M1,20C1,9.51,6.6,1,13.5,1S26,9.51,26,20,20.4,39,13.5,39a8.71,8.71,0,0,1-4.1-1" style="fill:none;stroke:#ed573a;stroke-width:2px;"></path></g></g></svg></section></section><section style="background-color: #fff0d2;border-radius: 6px;padding: 3px;margin: 0 5px;box-sizing:border-box;"><section style="background-color: #ffffff;border-radius: 6px;padding: 9px 15px 8px;box-sizing:border-box;"><section style="font-size: 16px;color: #ed4d3a;text-align: center;"><strong data-brushtype="text"><span leaf="">《过年“怼”亲戚妙招》</span></strong></section></section></section></section><section style="flex-shrink: 0;"><section style="width: 8px;height: 8px;border-radius: 100%;background-color: #ffd373;box-sizing:border-box;"><span leaf=""><br/></span></section></section></section></section></section><p style="line-height: 1.6;"><span leaf=""><br/></span></p><section data-tools="135编辑器" data-id="148502"><section style="margin: 10px auto;"><section style="display: flex;justify-content: flex-start;z-index: 5;"><section style="display: flex;margin-bottom: -5px;padding-left: 5px;box-sizing:border-box;"><section style="width: 10px;height: 10px;border-radius: 100%;border: 1px solid #f4543e;margin-left:6px;background-color: #ffffff;box-sizing:border-box;"><span leaf=""><br/></span></section><section style="width: 10px;height: 10px;border-radius: 100%;border: 1px solid #f4543e;margin-left:6px;background-color: #f4543e;box-sizing:border-box;"><span leaf=""><br/></span></section><section style="width: 10px;height: 10px;border-radius: 100%;border: 1px solid #f4543e;margin-left:6px;background-color: #ffffff;box-sizing:border-box;"><span leaf=""><br/></span></section></section></section><section style="border: 1px solid #f4543e;padding: 10px;box-sizing: border-box;"><section data-autoskip="1" style="text-align: justify;line-height:1.75em;letter-spacing: 1.5px;font-size:14px;color:#333333;background: transparent;"><section data-role="title" data-tools="135编辑器" data-id="168982"><section style="margin: 10px auto;display: flex;justify-content: flex-start;"><section style="display: flex;align-items: center;"><section style="flex-shrink: 0;"><section style="width: 40px;box-sizing:border-box;" nodeleaf=""></section></section><section style="border: 2px solid #ce0f0a;padding: 3px;box-sizing:border-box;"><section style="border: 1px solid #ce0f0a;padding: 5px 15px;box-sizing:border-box;"><section style="font-size: 16px;color: rgb(206, 15, 10);text-align: left;"><strong data-brushtype="text"><span leaf="">上的什么大学啊？怎么没听过呢？</span></strong></section></section></section></section></section></section><p style="line-height: 1.8;"><span leaf=""><br/></span></p><p style="line-height: 1.8;"><span style="font-size: 16px;color: #000000;letter-spacing: 1px;"><span leaf="">低情商：哈哈哈全国好几千所大学呢，我这是一本</span></span></p><p style="line-height: 1.8;"><span leaf=""><br/></span></p><p style="line-height: 1.8;"><span style="color: #ff0000;text-decoration: underline;"><strong><span style="color: 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leaf=""><br/></span></p><p style="line-height: 1.8;"><span style="font-size: 16px;color: #000000;letter-spacing: 1px;"><span leaf="">低情商：哈哈哈不多不多，考了几分那就是几分</span></span></p><p style="line-height: 1.8;"><span leaf=""><br/></span></p><p style="line-height: 1.8;"><span style="color: #ff0000;text-decoration: underline;"><strong><span style="color: #ff0000;font-size: 16px;letter-spacing: 1px;text-decoration: underline;"><span leaf="">高情商：</span></span></strong></span><span style="font-size: 16px;color: #000000;letter-spacing: 1px;"><span leaf="">我考了多少分你就给多少分红包吗？</span></span></p><p><span leaf=""><br/></span></p><section data-role="title" data-tools="135编辑器" data-id="168982"><section style="margin: 10px auto;display: flex;justify-content: flex-start;"><section style="display: flex;align-items: center;"><section style="flex-shrink: 0;"><section style="width: 40px;box-sizing:border-box;" nodeleaf=""></section></section><section style="border: 2px solid #ce0f0a;padding: 3px;box-sizing:border-box;"><section style="border: 1px solid #ce0f0a;padding: 5px 15px;box-sizing:border-box;"><section style="font-size: 16px;color: rgb(206, 15, 10);text-align: left;"><strong data-brushtype="text"><span leaf="">你怎么还没找到对象？</span></strong></section></section></section></section></section></section><p style="line-height: 1.8;"><span leaf=""><br/></span></p><p style="line-height: 1.8;"><span style="font-size: 16px;color: #000000;letter-spacing: 1px;"><span leaf="">低情商：哈哈哈我争取明年带个对象回来</span></span></p><p style="line-height: 1.8;"><span leaf=""><br/></span></p><p style="line-height: 1.8;"><span style="color: #ff0000;text-decoration: underline;"><strong><span style="color: #ff0000;font-size: 16px;letter-spacing: 1px;text-decoration: underline;"><span leaf="">高情商：</span></span></strong></span><span style="font-size: 16px;color: #000000;letter-spacing: 1px;"><span leaf="">没钱，要不你借我点？</span></span></p><p><span leaf=""><br/></span></p><section data-role="title" data-tools="135编辑器" data-id="168982"><section style="margin: 10px auto;display: flex;justify-content: flex-start;"><section style="display: flex;align-items: center;"><section style="flex-shrink: 0;"><section style="width: 40px;box-sizing:border-box;" nodeleaf=""></section></section><section style="border: 2px solid #ce0f0a;padding: 3px;box-sizing:border-box;"><section style="border: 1px solid #ce0f0a;padding: 5px 15px;box-sizing:border-box;"><section style="font-size: 16px;color: #ce0f0a;text-align: left;"><strong data-brushtype="text"><span leaf="">大学生连个电脑都修不好？读这么多书有什么用？</span></strong></section></section></section></section></section></section><p style="line-height: 1.8;"><span leaf=""><br/></span></p><p style="line-height: 1.8;"><span style="font-size: 16px;color: #000000;letter-spacing: 1px;"><span leaf="">低情商：就是多读了几年书，比起您的阅历可差远了。</span></span></p><p style="line-height: 1.8;"><span leaf=""><br/></span></p><p style="line-height: 1.8;"><span style="color: #ff0000;text-decoration: underline;"><strong><span style="color: #ff0000;font-size: 16px;letter-spacing: 1px;text-decoration: underline;"><span leaf="">高情商：</span></span></strong></span><span style="font-size: 16px;color: #000000;letter-spacing: 1px;"><span leaf="">您这么老了也还是不会修，活这么久有什么用？</span></span></p><p><span leaf=""><br/></span></p><section data-role="title" data-tools="135编辑器" data-id="168982"><section style="margin: 10px auto;display: flex;justify-content: flex-start;"><section style="display: flex;align-items: center;"><section style="flex-shrink: 0;"><section style="width: 40px;box-sizing:border-box;" nodeleaf=""></section></section><section style="border: 2px solid #ce0f0a;padding: 3px;box-sizing:border-box;"><section style="border: 1px solid #ce0f0a;padding: 5px 15px;box-sizing:border-box;"><section style="font-size: 16px;color: rgb(206, 15, 10);text-align: left;"><strong data-brushtype="text"><span leaf="">给我家孩子玩玩怎么？他还小！</span></strong></section></section></section></section></section></section><p style="line-height: 1.8;"><span leaf=""><br/></span></p><p style="line-height: 1.8;"><span style="font-size: 16px;color: #000000;letter-spacing: 1px;"><span leaf="">低情商：对对对，孩子还小不懂事，没关系。</span></span></p><p style="line-height: 1.8;"><span leaf=""><br/></span></p><p style="line-height: 1.8;"><span style="color: #ff0000;text-decoration: underline;"><strong><span style="color: #ff0000;font-size: 16px;letter-spacing: 1px;text-decoration: underline;"><span leaf="">高情商：</span></span></strong></span><span style="font-size: 16px;color: #000000;letter-spacing: 1px;"><span leaf="">玩玩你家孩子怎么了？（拎起孩子）</span></span></p><p><span leaf=""><br/></span></p><section data-role="title" data-tools="135编辑器" data-id="168982"><section style="margin: 10px auto;display: flex;justify-content: flex-start;"><section style="display: flex;align-items: center;"><section style="flex-shrink: 0;"><section style="width: 40px;box-sizing:border-box;" nodeleaf=""></section></section><section style="border: 2px solid #ce0f0a;padding: 3px;box-sizing:border-box;"><section style="border: 1px solid #ce0f0a;padding: 5px 15px;box-sizing:border-box;"><section style="font-size: 16px;color: rgb(206, 15, 10);text-align: left;"><strong data-brushtype="text"><span leaf="">你看这屋子乱的，以后嫁得出去？</span></strong></section></section></section></section></section></section><p style="line-height: 1.8;"><span leaf=""><br/></span></p><p style="line-height: 1.8;"><span style="font-size: 16px;color: #000000;letter-spacing: 1px;"><span leaf="">低情商：哈哈哈我马上就收拾，过年了大扫除比较乱</span></span></p><p style="line-height: 1.8;"><span leaf=""><br/></span></p><p style="line-height: 1.8;"><span style="color: #ff0000;text-decoration: underline;"><strong><span style="color: #ff0000;font-size: 16px;letter-spacing: 1px;text-decoration: underline;"><span leaf="">高情商：</span></span></strong></span><span style="font-size: 16px;color: #000000;letter-spacing: 1px;"><span leaf="">您收拾这么利索，不也嫁得不怎么样嘛</span></span></p><p><span leaf=""><br/></span></p><section data-role="title" data-tools="135编辑器" data-id="168982"><section style="margin: 10px auto;display: flex;justify-content: flex-start;"><section style="display: flex;align-items: center;"><section style="flex-shrink: 0;"><section style="width: 40px;box-sizing:border-box;" nodeleaf=""></section></section><section style="border: 2px solid #ce0f0a;padding: 3px;box-sizing:border-box;"><section style="border: 1px solid #ce0f0a;padding: 5px 15px;box-sizing:border-box;"><section style="font-size: 16px;color: rgb(206, 15, 10);text-align: left;"><strong data-brushtype="text"><span leaf="">期末考试成绩怎么样？年级里排第几啊？</span></strong></section></section></section></section></section></section><p style="line-height: 1.8;"><span leaf=""><br/></span></p><p style="line-height: 1.8;"><span style="font-size: 16px;color: #000000;letter-spacing: 1px;"><span leaf="">低情商：哎，这次考得不太好，也就专业前十吧</span></span></p><p style="line-height: 1.8;"><span leaf=""><br/></span></p><p style="line-height: 1.8;"><span style="color: #ff0000;text-decoration: underline;"><strong><span style="color: #ff0000;font-size: 16px;letter-spacing: 1px;text-decoration: underline;"><span leaf="">高情商：</span></span></strong></span><span style="font-size: 16px;color: #000000;letter-spacing: 1px;"><span leaf="">您退休金有多少啊？上一万了吗？</span></span></p><p><span leaf=""><br/></span></p><section data-role="title" data-tools="135编辑器" data-id="168982"><section style="margin: 10px auto;display: flex;justify-content: flex-start;"><section style="display: flex;align-items: center;"><section style="flex-shrink: 0;"><section style="width: 40px;box-sizing:border-box;" nodeleaf=""></section></section><section style="border: 2px solid #ce0f0a;padding: 3px;box-sizing:border-box;"><section style="border: 1px solid #ce0f0a;padding: 5px 15px;box-sizing:border-box;"><section style="font-size: 16px;color: rgb(206, 15, 10);text-align: left;"><strong data-brushtype="text"><span leaf="">遇到合适的先结婚，感情可以慢慢培养！</span></strong></section></section></section></section></section></section><p style="line-height: 1.8;"><span leaf=""><br/></span></p><p style="line-height: 1.8;"><span style="font-size: 16px;color: #000000;letter-spacing: 1px;"><span leaf="">低情商：对对对，我先谈一个试试，鹅呵呵呵呵呵</span></span></p><p style="line-height: 1.8;"><span leaf=""><br/></span></p><p style="line-height: 1.8;"><span style="color: #ff0000;text-decoration: underline;"><strong><span style="color: #ff0000;font-size: 16px;letter-spacing: 1px;text-decoration: underline;"><span leaf="">高情商：</span></span></strong></span><span style="font-size: 16px;color: #000000;letter-spacing: 1px;"><span leaf="">平时吵架先离婚，财产可以慢慢分</span></span></p><p><span leaf=""><br/></span></p><section data-role="title" data-tools="135编辑器" data-id="168982"><section style="margin: 10px auto;display: flex;justify-content: flex-start;"><section style="display: flex;align-items: center;"><section style="flex-shrink: 0;"><section style="width: 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style="text-align:center;line-height: 2;"><span style="font-size: 16px;color: rgb(0, 0, 0);letter-spacing: 1px;"><span leaf="">当你身边有一个和你情况一样</span><span leaf=""><br/></span></span></p><p style="text-align:center;line-height: 2;"><span style="font-size: 16px;color: rgb(0, 0, 0);letter-spacing: 1px;"><span leaf="">甚至比你还可怜的同辈</span></span></p><p style="text-align:center;line-height: 2;"><span style="font-size: 16px;color: rgb(0, 0, 0);letter-spacing: 1px;"><span leaf="">别犹豫拖ta下水</span></span></p><p style="text-align:center;line-height: 2;"><span style="font-size: 16px;color: rgb(0, 0, 0);letter-spacing: 1px;"><span leaf="">联合你的亲戚们</span></span></p><p style="text-align:center;line-height: 2;"><span style="font-size: 16px;color: rgb(0, 0, 0);letter-spacing: 1px;"><span leaf="">拉长八卦的导火线</span></span></p><p style="text-align:center;line-height: 2;"><span style="color:#ff0000;"><strong><span style="font-size: 16px;letter-spacing: 1px;"><span leaf="">把这无穷无尽的“关心”</span></span></strong></span></p><p style="text-align:center;line-height: 2;"><span style="color:#ff0000;"><strong><span style="font-size: 16px;letter-spacing: 1px;color: rgb(255, 0, 0);"><span leaf="">交付给ta承受</span></span></strong></span></p><p style="line-height:1.75;"><span leaf=""><br/></span></p><section style="text-align:center;line-height: 2;" nodeleaf=""></section><p><span leaf=""><br/></span></p><section data-role="title" data-tools="135编辑器" data-id="168009"><section style="margin: 10px auto;display: flex;justify-content: center;"><section style="display: flex;align-items: center;padding-top: 14px;box-sizing:border-box;"><section style="flex-shrink: 0;"><section style="width: 8px;height: 8px;border-radius: 100%;background-color: #ffd373;box-sizing:border-box;"><span leaf=""><br/></span></section></section><section><section style="display: flex;justify-content: space-between;align-items: flex-end;margin: -10px 17px -10px;"><section style="width: 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leaf="">round4 发疯发癫</span></strong></section></section></section></section><section style="flex-shrink: 0;"><section style="width: 8px;height: 8px;border-radius: 100%;background-color: #ffd373;box-sizing:border-box;"><span leaf=""><br/></span></section></section></section></section></section><p><span leaf=""><br/></span></p><p style="text-align:center;line-height: 2;"><span style="font-size: 16px;color: rgb(0, 0, 0);letter-spacing: 1px;"><span leaf="">对付那些鸡蛋里挑骨头</span></span></p><p style="text-align:center;line-height: 2;"><span style="font-size: 16px;color: rgb(0, 0, 0);letter-spacing: 1px;"><span leaf="">越界打探隐私、还爱指手画脚的亲戚</span></span></p><p style="text-align:center;line-height: 2;"><span style="font-size: 16px;color: rgb(0, 0, 0);letter-spacing: 1px;"><span leaf="">最好的办法就是“以疯制疯”</span></span></p><p style="text-align:center;line-height: 2;"><span style="font-size: 16px;color: rgb(0, 0, 0);letter-spacing: 1px;"><span leaf="">放弃体面</span></span></p><p style="text-align:center;line-height: 2;"><span style="color:#ff0000;"><strong><span style="font-size: 16px;letter-spacing: 1px;"><span leaf="">主打一个精神状态不稳定</span></span></strong></span></p><p style="text-align:center;line-height: 2;"><span style="font-size: 16px;color: rgb(0, 0, 0);letter-spacing: 1px;"><span leaf="">让对方觉得你“不好惹”</span></span></p><p style="text-align:center;line-height: 2;"><span style="font-size: 16px;color: rgb(0, 0, 0);letter-spacing: 1px;"><span leaf="">从此不敢再随意拿捏你</span></span></p><p><span leaf=""><br/></span></p><section style="text-align:center;line-height: 2;" nodeleaf=""></section><p><span leaf=""><br/></span></p><section data-role="title" data-tools="135编辑器" data-id="168009"><section style="margin: 10px auto;display: flex;justify-content: center;"><section style="display: flex;align-items: center;padding-top: 14px;box-sizing:border-box;"><section style="flex-shrink: 0;"><section style="width: 8px;height: 8px;border-radius: 100%;background-color: 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12px;box-sizing:border-box;"><svg xmlns="http://www.w3.org/2000/svg" viewbox="0 0 27 45" style="display: block;"><g data-name="图层 2"><g data-name="图层 1"><path d="M14,45a8,8,0,1,1,8-8A8,8,0,0,1,14,45Z" style="fill:#ffeecc;fill-rule:evenodd;"></path><path d="M1,20C1,9.51,6.6,1,13.5,1S26,9.51,26,20,20.4,39,13.5,39a8.71,8.71,0,0,1-4.1-1" style="fill:none;stroke:#ed573a;stroke-width:2px;"></path></g></g></svg></section><section style="width: 12px;box-sizing:border-box;"><svg xmlns="http://www.w3.org/2000/svg" viewbox="0 0 27 45" style="display: block;"><g data-name="图层 2"><g data-name="图层 1"><path d="M14,45a8,8,0,1,1,8-8A8,8,0,0,1,14,45Z" style="fill:#ffeecc;fill-rule:evenodd;"></path><path d="M1,20C1,9.51,6.6,1,13.5,1S26,9.51,26,20,20.4,39,13.5,39a8.71,8.71,0,0,1-4.1-1" style="fill:none;stroke:#ed573a;stroke-width:2px;"></path></g></g></svg></section></section><section style="background-color: #fff0d2;border-radius: 6px;padding: 3px;margin: 0 5px;box-sizing:border-box;"><section style="background-color: #ffffff;border-radius: 6px;padding: 9px 15px 8px;box-sizing:border-box;"><section style="font-size: 16px;color: #ed4d3a;text-align: center;"><strong data-brushtype="text"><span leaf="">round5 走为上计</span></strong></section></section></section></section><section style="flex-shrink: 0;"><section style="width: 8px;height: 8px;border-radius: 100%;background-color: #ffd373;box-sizing:border-box;"><span leaf=""><br/></span></section></section></section></section></section><p><span leaf=""><br/></span></p><p style="text-align:center;line-height: 2;"><span style="font-size: 16px;color: rgb(0, 0, 0);letter-spacing: 1px;"><span leaf="">当你实在无法招架</span></span></p><p style="text-align:center;line-height: 2;"><span style="font-size: 16px;color: rgb(0, 0, 0);letter-spacing: 1px;"><span leaf="">唯有三十六计走为上策</span></span></p><p style="text-align:center;line-height: 2;"><span style="font-size: 16px;color: rgb(0, 0, 0);letter-spacing: 1px;"><span leaf="">找个借口</span></span></p><p style="text-align:center;line-height: 2;"><span style="color:#ff0000;"><strong><span style="font-size: 16px;letter-spacing: 1px;"><span leaf="">溜吧</span></span></strong></span></p><p style="text-align:center;line-height: 2;"><span style="color:#ff0000;"><strong><span style="font-size: 16px;letter-spacing: 1px;color: rgb(255, 0, 0);"><span leaf="">！！！</span></span></strong></span></p><p><span leaf=""><br/></span></p><section style="text-align:center;line-height: 2;" nodeleaf=""></section><p><span leaf=""><br/></span></p><p style="text-align:center;line-height: 2;"><span style="font-size: 16px;color: rgb(0, 0, 0);letter-spacing: 1px;"><span leaf="">如果还不够的话</span></span></p><p style="text-align:center;line-height: 2;"><span style="font-size: 16px;color: rgb(0, 0, 0);letter-spacing: 1px;"><span leaf="">建议各位同学</span></span></p><p style="text-align:center;line-height: 2;"><span style="font-size: 16px;color: rgb(0, 0, 0);letter-spacing: 1px;"><span leaf="">直接把交流障碍写在脸上</span></span></p><p style="text-align:center;line-height: 2;"><span style="font-size: 16px;color: rgb(0, 0, 0);letter-spacing: 1px;"><span leaf="">学废了学废了</span></span></p><p style="text-align:center;line-height: 2;"><span leaf=""><br/></span></p><section style="text-align:center;line-height: 2;" nodeleaf=""></section><p><span leaf=""><br/></span></p><p style="text-align:center;line-height: 2;"><span style="font-size: 16px;color: rgb(0, 0, 0);letter-spacing: 1px;"><span leaf="">总之，回到家</span></span></p><p style="text-align:center;line-height: 2;"><span style="font-size: 16px;color: rgb(0, 0, 0);letter-spacing: 1px;"><span leaf="">要秉持听话乖巧勤劳善良的优良品质</span></span></p><p style="text-align:center;line-height: 2;"><span style="font-size: 16px;color: rgb(0, 0, 0);letter-spacing: 1px;"><span leaf="">遇到亲戚的关心要保持“佛系回答”</span></span></p><p style="text-align:center;line-height: 2;"><span style="font-size: 16px;color: rgb(0, 0, 0);letter-spacing: 1px;"><span leaf="">“嗯嗯”、“对对对”、“还好还好”</span></span></p><p style="text-align:center;line-height: 2;"><span style="font-size: 16px;color: rgb(0, 0, 0);letter-spacing: 1px;"><span leaf="">“随缘随缘”、“正在努力”</span></span></p><p style="text-align:center;line-height: 2;"><span style="color:#ff0000;"><strong><span style="font-size: 16px;letter-spacing: 1px;"><span leaf="">以叠词表示恭敬</span></span></strong></span></p><p style="text-align:center;line-height: 2;"><span style="color:#ff0000;"><strong><span style="font-size: 16px;letter-spacing: 1px;color: rgb(255, 0, 0);"><span leaf="">力求度过一个和谐寒假</span></span></strong></span></p><p><span leaf=""><br/></span></p><section data-role="paragraph" style="border-width: 0px;border-style: none;border-color: initial;box-sizing: border-box;"><section style="text-align:center;" nodeleaf=""></section></section><section data-tools="135编辑器" data-id="85736" style="border-width: 0px;border-style: none;border-color: initial;box-sizing: border-box;"><section style="text-align:center;"><section style="display:inline-block;width:66px;box-sizing:border-box;"><span leaf=""><br/></span></section></section><section style="text-align:center;"><section style="display: inline-block;width: 66px;box-sizing: border-box;height: 0px;"><span leaf=""><br/></span></section></section></section><section data-tools="135编辑器" data-id="94296" style="border-width: 0px;border-style: none;border-color: initial;box-sizing: border-box;"><section style="text-align: center;"><section style="width:2.5em;display: inline-block;box-sizing:border-box;" nodeleaf=""></section></section></section><section data-role="paragraph" style="border-width: 0px;border-style: none;border-color: initial;box-sizing: border-box;"><p><span leaf=""><br/></span></p></section><section data-role="paragraph"><p style="text-align:center;line-height: 2;"><span style="font-size: 16px;color: #000000;letter-spacing: 1px;"><span leaf="">所谓的求生指南</span></span></p><p style="text-align:center;line-height: 2;"><span style="font-size: 16px;color: #000000;letter-spacing: 1px;"><span leaf="">其实就是</span><span leaf=""><br/></span></span></p><p style="text-align:center;line-height: 2;"><span style="font-size: 16px;color: #000000;letter-spacing: 1px;"><span leaf="">和父母谈谈心，给他们多些陪伴</span></span></p><p style="text-align:center;line-height: 2;"><span style="font-size: 16px;color: #000000;letter-spacing: 1px;"><span leaf="">和亲人聊聊天，给他们多些关怀</span></span></p><p style="text-align:center;line-height: 2;"><span style="font-size: 16px;color: #000000;letter-spacing: 1px;"><span leaf="">和朋友叙叙旧，给他们多些问候</span></span></p><p style="text-align:center;line-height: 2;"><span style="font-size: 16px;color: #000000;letter-spacing: 1px;"><span leaf=""> 其实家人的问询</span></span></p><p style="text-align:center;line-height: 2;"><span style="font-size: 16px;color: #000000;letter-spacing: 1px;"><span leaf="">并非是想探索你的隐私</span></span></p><p style="text-align:center;line-height: 2;"><span style="font-size: 16px;color: #000000;letter-spacing: 1px;"><span leaf="">只不过是披着聊天的外衣</span></span></p><p style="text-align:center;line-height: 2;"><span style="color:#ff0000;"><strong><span style="font-size: 16px;letter-spacing: 1px;"><span leaf="">诉说着思念的情愫</span></span></strong></span></p><p style="text-align:center;line-height: 2;"><span style="color:#ff0000;"><strong><span style="font-size: 16px;letter-spacing: 1px;color: #ff0000;"><span leaf="">好久不见</span><span leaf=""><br/></span></span></strong></span></p><p style="text-align:center;line-height: 2;"><span style="color:#ff0000;"><strong><span style="font-size: 16px;letter-spacing: 1px;color: #ff0000;"><span leaf="">春节，你终于回家了</span></span></strong></span></p></section></section><section><span leaf=""><br/></span></section><section style="text-align: center;line-height: 2em;"><span style="font-size: var(--articleFontsize);letter-spacing: 0.034em;"></span></section><section style="text-align: center;line-height: 2em;"><span style="color: rgb(178, 178, 178);font-family: -apple-system, 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